So you’ve just opened a new smoke shop downtown.

“Thanks, have a nice day” you wheeze to the delivery man as you sign an invoice for 3 pallets of Dragonfruit Fanta.

You’ve developed a strange cough ever since you replaced breakfast with a joint of unlicensed Alvin and the Chipmunks-branded sativa. Though that is the life of an entrepreneur you suppose, rise and grind.

As you take another deep breath of E. Coli-laced weed, you wave approvingly towards the two local artists who are fast at work painting a floor-to-ceiling mural on the wall behind the register. You marvel at each brushstoke as “Rick and Morty wearing all-over monogram print Louis Vuitton tracksuits, smoking a massive blunt”, comes to life.

You can’t help but think of Michelangelo’s early 16th century fresco, “The Last Judgement”.

You step over several garbage bags into the bike lane to admire your budding enterprise from afar. The final track on your Bob Marley Spotify playlist trails off, leaving a moment of reflective silence. You crack a smile, thinking about how far society has come in the last 10 years. “One day, I’ll smoke weed on Mars” you think to yourself.

This is all happening quite fast and more easily than you ever expected.

Suddenly the sky darkens. You make your way inside as a light rain slickens the sidewalk. You peer jealously through the storefront at neighboring local business-owners who stand comfortably dry beneath gorgeous branded awnings. Your store feels naked and exposed.

The awning company answers on the first ring. “What’s the name of the business?”, the sales rep mutters innocently.

You hang up, panting heavily.

The realization that you’re set to open tomorrow at 4:20pm, and you still haven’t come up with a name for the shop rocks you like a tidal wave of bong water.

Don’t trip, let Bounty Archive do the work for you.

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